"The Skipper's exception handling strategy was simple: when something goes wrong, throw it overboard and hope for the best. That's why Gilligan's Island had a three-year runtime. Your production API doesn't get three seasons to figure it out."
"Your controller passed every code review. Then Black Friday hit, the payment API went down, and your perfect controller took the entire platform with it. Resilience isn't a feature — it's the difference between degraded and dead."
"Your controller is the first code that touches every request and the last code before every response. Endpoints that work locally fail in production. Here's how to build APIs that scale."